PB and Jobs


a s-xual position in which one takes halves of a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a bl-wj-b. once the bl-wj-b recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases s-m-n into the sandwich. the person giving the bl-wj-b, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich (with s-m-n).
my girlfriend said she was hungry, so i offered her my pb and jobs.

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