PBDU
perverted b–b drawer’s university
an online course to learn how to be a proper artist. full degree in 2 years of studying.
graduate: hey, i got my degree from pbdu!
girl: really? what the h-ll does that mean?
graduate: i can ask “can a draw you!”
girl: please draw me!
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