PBM
protagonist beast mode syndrome or pbms, is a cliche among many genres and literary works. this occurs when the main protagonist is so powerful that he/she removes all suspense from the literature itself. this is common in many mainstream animes and other works of art.
“i hate this show, character x is never defeated in battle! he has a severe case of pbms.”
pbm stands for plain and simply, professional black man
this involves an african american coming off as a incredibly professional looking individual.
things that help
– always calm (always)
– stands out among his crowd
– professional attire
– great intelligence
– lead role (if not he sure as h-ll makes it look like he is)
morgan freeman is currently the king of pbm’s, this cannot be debated.
if the torch was ever p-ssed, don cheadle would receive it.
jeff: samuel l. jackson is a pbm.
joe: samuel would be put in the bamf (bad -ss mother f-cker) category, go watch pulp fiction.
andrew: what about denzel washington?
joe: denzel is in a league of his own.
andrew: true, hes a wild card, he can go from bamf to pbm whenever he wants.
pretty boy millionaires, said often in songs by soulja boy and lil b the based g-d
pbm motherf-ckers, pretty boy swagginn!
soulja boy – “pbm motherf-ckers, we the prettiest richest n-gg-hs you’ve ever seen n-gg-h, st–z!!”
or known as pretty boy muscle syndrome
it’s a pandemic sweeping males everywhere
do you have pbms?
common symptoms:
– you work your biceps, chest and abs religiously but nothing else
– you have big biceps,chest cut abs but have scrawny shoulders bird legs and no back and flat triceps
if you or your friends could be suffering from pbms there’s really no cure by now you probably had sbs or suffer from douchebageritis
guy 1: dude do u walk on your arms? your legs are scrawny!
guy 2: shut up i can curl 100 pounds
guy 1: how much can squat
guy 2: i don’t squat those don’t work my chest or biceps!!
guy 1: oh no! he has pbms i better warn his parents and loved ones before it transcends into sbs or douchbagitis
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