PBR
pabst blue ribbon is a lot like the band bright eyes,
hipsters love it, but everyone else thinks its liquid sh-t.
didn’t rednecks drink pbr before scene boys took over?
abbreviation for pabst blue ribbon beer, which is simultaneously the best and worst beer ever brewed. it is typically on special at bars for twelve cents a pint. also doubles as a laxative.
dude, i’m gonna have such bad pbr sh-ts tomorrow.
dirt cheap sh-tty beer. welcome to college.
hey toss me a couple cans of pbr. i’m gonna prefunk a little before this party.
pabst blue ribbon. the best tasting domestic beer, and the only beer that doesn’t make you look like a tool when you drink it out of the can.
also known as the people’s beer of richmond (virginia), since richmond is full of scenesters who wanna look tough by drinking it. available at all parties in the fan.
“hey dude, let’s go to the party on grace street! they’ve got pbr and guinness!”
what you would drink if you weren’t such a p-ssy.
“what do you drink?”
“heineken…”
“heineken !?! f-ck that sh-t….pabst blue ribbon !!!!!!”
derived from the latin pasbitinus bluinus ribbionus, it is a staple of white trash beverage consumption nation wide. as a noun, it is simple, refering to the midly refreshing pabst blue ribbon beer. as an adjective, it is being used to describe the people, actions and possesions of those who drink it most.
noun-“i drank a 24 pack of pbr and my wife drank my other case so i ran her over with my 1983 gmc 1500″
adjective”that guy who ran over his wife with the pickup truck is pretty pbr”
pabst blue ribbon beer, a great american beer for great americans. legend suggests that pbr was first used during the revolutionary war, quenching the thirst of patriots. unfortunately, in recent times pbr’s image has been tarnished by tight jean wearing hipsters who wish to defile its tradition and take it as their own. true americans see through this, and understand that it is a fad that will p-ss.
hey matt, is that a hipster i see drinking a “pbr”?!
yea, wtf?!
let’s kick his -ss!!
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