PBR Bowl
a wonderful new holiday tradition: one-handed beer football
remember the bud bowl? the pbr bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
a growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny emerson, iowa, on the sat-rday after thanksgiving. their goal: play some godd-mn football. that goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many pabst blue ribbons as humanly possible.
the rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• one-hand touch
• all players must have a pbr in hand at all times
• if you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• first to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• extra points for beards and mullets
the sat-rday after thanksgiving is when the pbr bowl is played.
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