pbw
pokey b-m w-nk – to m-st-rb-t- while inserting a finger/object e.g. vibrating razor handle up your -rs-.
chris enjoys a good pbw at the office desk…
a pbw (or ‘pokey-b-m w-nk’), often a taboo subject, is the simple act of masturbation glamorised by the insertion of one or more fingers into the -n-s.
‘i had a cl-ssic bachelor evening: strawberry pop-tarts and a pbw.’
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