Pc Envy
upon realizing that macs run sh-ttier, have just as many viruses and are much more expensive than their pc counterparts, the mac user regrets wasting his money and wishes he was intelligent and got a pc instead.
yeah your pc envy is kinda showing dude
a state of mind in which a mac owner realizes his computer sucks and cost twice as much as a pc, then is immediately jealous of all his pc-owning friends who got a better computer for less money.
“i just bought a mac!”
“i bought a pc; it cost me half as much and has twice as much everything as yours.”
“b-tch!”
“that’s a case of pc envy if i ever saw it.”
a state of mind in which a mac owner realizes his computer sucks performance , upgradeability and lack of applications… then is immediately jealous of all his pc – owning friends letting them know he has design for everything else.
person 1 : dude i just bought a mac
person 2 : well i have a pc at half the price and double the performance , double the available applications you’re getting.
person 1 : f-ck you man , steve jobs told me design was everything these days.
person2: lol , pc envy
when a mac owner realizes just how limited his intellect truly is for having a mac when he is severely incapable of building his own pc, and feels envy toward his pc-owning friends.
man, i’ve got a major case of pc envy because all of my smarter friends can pick and choose which parts are best for their respective needs and preferences, while all i have is a premade mac from best buy that can’t even run windows calculator on its lowest settings. i’m such a sheep…
a state of mind in which a mac owner realizes his mac sucks, then is immediately jealous of all his pc – owning friends.
-i just upgraded my mac.
-i got a pc.
-b-tch!
-that’s a case of pc envy if i ever saw it.
a state of mind in which a mac owner realizes his overpriced computer can’t run 98% of the software on the market, then is immediately jealous of all his pc – owning friends.
hey do you want to collaborate on a fruity loops composition?
sure! do they make it for mac?
uh, no, because macs are only used by nerds who don’t know better and end up shoveling piles of money into a perpetual upgrade cycle.
b-tch!!
you have pc envy!
the state of mind in which a apple / mac (which ever the person choses to be name) realizes their computer and accessories are over priced, easily broken, un-customizable, built for the lowest common denominator, requires special programs to run, do not communicate well with other company’s products, expensive to fix and from a company who’s sales people are called “genius'”
i have a case of pc-envy. thats why i told you to by a pc
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