peach cobbler

a pristine and fragrant v-g-n- that resembles a halved and pitted peach in its texture, taste and fragrance.
i sure likes me a spoon of peach cobbler after dinner.
taking as many peach rings as possible, line your c-ck with them. then have a girl give you a sloppy bl-wj-b.
curtis: d-mn, alyssa gave me this peach cobbler the other day and it was amazing!
when a man cream pies while the girl begins to urinate simultaneously. this creates a cloudy-yellow slurry that happens to resemble peach cobbler.
guy: hey since your on birth control can i give you the a cream pie?
girl: how about we do something a little more kinky?
guy: like the peach cobbler?
when an older (+50) southern belle exposes her recently shorn crotch area to a crowd
dancing in a little red riding hood outfit she slapped her thigh and raised her skirt beckoning onlookers to view her peach cobbler…expecting a tip for the show
when a woman is giving a man a bl-w j-b, and she swallows too much j-zz and throws up on the man’s junk, causing him to throw up as well.
drake: she was giving me head, and it was all going good till she turned it into a peach cobbler!

everyone else: why the h-ll did you tell me this?
a phrase used to subst-tute phrase “sucking d-ck, or d-ck”. in which a member of a conversation does not hear you insert the phrase “suck d-ck” or “d-ck” into a sentence.
the origin…
asian kid 1:”omg have you tried strawberry rhubarb pie it’s so good!”
white boy 1: “have you tried sucking d-ck? i heard it makes you stfu.”
innocent bystander:”i’m sorry sir, i am fl-stered. do you know when you thought you heard something but, know it’s not right? i thought i heard a you say “suck d-ck” but, i know you said “peach cobbler”.
asian kid and white boy:…:? (lol)
a s-xual position in which a man sits on a woman’s face and she licks his -sshole while he vigorously t-tty bangs her.
“dude, i was banging this chick last night, and she gave me a peach cobbler… and not the delicious baked treat!”