Peach Schnapps
a delicious – yet somewhat feminine – schnapps with a strong peach flavour. bols makes many schnapps and the peach is very sweet and tasty. nice on its on with rocks or delicious served in a mix to make a fuzzy navel.
max (born male): “could you order me a peach schnapps neat please.”
scott: “pardon!”
max (born male): “could you order me a peach schnapps….neat please.”
scott: “you better order that one yourself girl, i don’t need to get kicked out of here…i’d gladly get you a feminine napkin from the washroom though nancy boy.
the crisp edge of schnapps combined with the delicious aroma and taste of peaches. it is oh so peachy; a fuzzy navel stapler.
peach schnapps… d-nk responsifly. >:z (heave)
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