Peach Taco
a peach taco occurs when one s-xual partner ends up sticking the face into the rectal area and b-tterfly kissing (to brush with eye lashes) their b-m fluff or peach fuzz thus making a peach taco.
( shove yo face in sum b-tch’s -ss and start blinkin’)
variations
-the chili peach taco ( putting hot sauce onto the eyelashes and then caressing the -n-s, causing a unique burning sensation.
for colder climates or where hot sauce is less accessible, try…
– the igloo, rubbing snow into -ss-hole with eyelashes.
-the screaming welshman-involves goat.
warnings: peach tacoing may result in: multiple climax’s, a burning rectal sensation , regrets , crying and for some unexplained reason, the urge to buy a goat.
please, for legal reasons, do not attempt a screaming welshman unless you are professionals or under professional supervision.
” oh -insert random friend- f-ck yes! peach taco me! harder! harder! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yes!”
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