Peak Album Preacher
when someone listens to the most popular alb-m by a band, so he/she thinks they are a fan and tell everyone that the band is the greatest.
adam: omg just listened to nevermind by nirvana. they are the best band everrr i’m gonna call everyone and tell them to download this.
me: dont listen to adam, he’s just a peak alb-m preacher, he’s never heard any of nirvanas old stuff.
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