Pean


common slag for p-n-s, sometimes refered to as a ‘peen’ although the correct spelling is p-e-a-n.
hey kevin, want to see my pean?

no….mark, put it away…
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a very prestigious publication of phillips exeter academy. trumps the exonian in all ways possible.
the exonian: because not everyone can work for the pean
often used to describe someone who is a “god” or “holy figure” in their place of residence. the one supreme being… the ruler of the universe. a being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by all.

sir geoff cochrane of nova scotia canada was known to be the original pean, a supernatural god born in 1989 and lived forever.
new orleans saints quarterback drew brees is a “pean” in the minds of football fans after earning the mvp award in his teams 31-17 superbowl victory over the indianaplois colts.
pr-nounced: peens, (like “beans”)

similar in sound to the word peens but having an opposite meaning. peans means to have a large d-ck that many know of through reputation. peans is very much considered a compliment to someone, as opposed to peens.

(-note: peens means to be a p-n-s eater)
man 1:dude! that guy is such a peans!
man 2: i know man! his peans is crazy!

woman 1: his peans would be amazing to see.

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