Peanie
a small, wool knitted beanie, that you place upon your p-n-s head to keep warm in the cold winter nights.
ex. 1 the tip of my weenie was cold last night. so i placed my peanie upon my p-n-s head, to keep it warm.
ex. 2 my peanie is stylish and matches my scr-t-.
peanut b-tter cookies
guy 1: oh my god, i love peanies so much!!
guy 2: wtf is a peanie?
guy 1: a peanut b-tter cookie, duh.
guy 2: oh..sweet, i want one.
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