peanut butter and jelly sandwich
when one man gives another man a bl-w j-b!!!
my dad just gave his shim a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich
the best meal in america. invented by christopher colombus and his band of merry thieves. while that may or may not be true, i love pb and j.
i want something awesome. i’ll have a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich.
when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and mommy is having her bleedy time, daddy does mommy in the vag, then puts his bl–dy c-ck in her p–per, then slaps his multicolored dong between her b-tt cheeks. it’s like a special hug.
today at school i learned that the peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
“the act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon”
“honey!” “i just made a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich between my legs!”
an american concoction in which a sandwich is created consisting of peanut b-tter, jelly, and bread, in little time, yet full of awsomness
dude1 : if the zombie apocalypse started right now, what would you bring with you?
dude2 : idk…(thinking)… oh yeah, the peanut b-tter and jelly and lots of bread
dude1 : f–k yeah! peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich’s for life!
apply peanut b-tter to your p-n-s and put jelly on a girl’s p-ssy then proceed to have s-x
me and this chick made a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich last night
when you are having s-x with a women who is on her period, switching between her -ss and her crotch. the female then performs oral s-x on you.
he pulled a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich on who?!
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