peanut butter and penis
when you stick your d-ck inside a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich and you have someone take a bite 😉
girl: hey dude, u wanna do peanut b-tter and p-n-s with me
guy: sure!
-10 minutes later
guy:owww my god-mn c-ck!
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