Peanut Butter Captain Crunch
1)a deliciously yummy cereal.
2)a deliciously yummy cereal that sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after “accidentally” misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, captain crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, peanut b-tter captain crunch.
“hey guys, guess what!!!”
“what?”
“i have peanut b-tter captain crunch in my cupboard!”
“you do?!?! hurray!!!” -dance-
-run run run-
“whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, captain crunch.”
“nooooooooooooooo!!!” -sob-
“mwhuhahahahahaha!!!” -evil grin-
(based on a real life event)
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