Peanut-Butter-Dicked
on a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a p-n-s outlined in peanut b-tter on the front windshield on his or her car. if they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
i was leaving for work when i notice someone peanut-b-tter-d-cked my car. i was late for my p-rn role!
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