peanut butter munching
the act of placing peanut b-tter on ones own genetailia or -n-s and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut b-tter off. causing an -rg-sm
jesse: i let my dog munch peanut b-tter off my -sshole
candi: that’s hot!!!, i should try peanut b-tter munching!!
bobbie: you’re a f-cking sicko
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