Peanut Butter Rooter
a)an elite member of a special forces military team known as the pbrooters. their mission, paving the streets of enemy cities with the stickiest chunkiest peanut b-tter available. often working with the marshmallow fluff team to make a stickier situation. the road once being paved by the team in a matter of hours becomes a peanut b-tter catastrophe when enemy tanks and people get caught in its peanut h-ll. leaving them open for the armed forces to attack.
b) a brand of peanut b-tter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)a device used to give root c-n-ls, wherin peanut b-tter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
a) get the peanut b-tter rooters now!!!
b)f-ck ive been rooted
c)oh sh-t i dont want to be rooted
two crackers filled with peanut b-tter and ground cannabis baked in the oven to render a potent snack; also known as “firecracker”
i was just playing xbox and all of a sudden i was stoned outta my mind. then i remembered i ate a peanut b-tter rooter an hour ago.
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