Peanut Butter Surprise
it is when a guy slathers peanut b-tter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. he then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.
surprise, lick this peanut b-tter surprise off my d-ck like a dog.
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