Peanut Butthurt
peanut b-tthurt is a play on the word “peanut b-tter”. it is a s-xual act that involves -n-l s-x using crunchy peanut-b-tter as lube. shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut b-tter can cause minute lacerations inside the r-ct-m, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the “peanut b-tthurt”. hence the name.
jack gave samantha a peanut b-tthurt last night. although it was pleasurable, samantha was sore for days.
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