peanut suprise
getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her sl-tty -ss without a raincoat.
after weeks of swelling and failure to p-ss, the doctor had informed me that i was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise
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