peanut surprise
the action of a the male partner eating nutty peanut b-tter and pulling down the female partner’s underwear and vomitting inside her v-g-n-l region then proceeding to insert his genitalia roughly while inserting his hand into a jar of peanut b-tter and fisting the female partner’s -n-l cavity.
hey babe let’s have a peanut surprise.
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