PeanutFreeMom
a twitter account to follow when you want nothing more than to look at the world that is raising children right now.
“apparently caleb had a tantrum at camp yesterday and a boy called him ‘a baby’. um yeah, hi, that’s bullying.” – @peanutfreemom, you child is going to grow up and kill you in your sleep.
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stoney yesterday i was very yenots and just stayed home.
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