peanuthead canoe shoes
micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing vanilla ice/mc hammer mating ritual.
“pro i’ve just been run over by a steam roller and now have barge feet; i am now peanuthead canoe shoes gravy”
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