peapodcook
your high school journalism teacher who thinks she is the shizz..
she wears green head to toe body suit looking barf worthing outfits.. and has a middle part wavy african safari hair. she likes to give you your main story back like 1902563 times cause its never good enough for the d-mn yearbook..but really no one gives a cr-p. ohh and she likes to pair you with random seniors who you don’t know so its basically good luck. she makes you feel like cr-p cause you don’t do enough work outside of the 90 minutes and then complains about her life..!
“dude look at (peapodcooks) outfit today!”
“-(throws up)- holy (sh-t) she is disgusting and i can’t even think of he”
“ugh i got back more (edits) on this caption…it didn’t even go through the (editors) only (peapodcook).
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