Pearl Blanket
after a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent’s body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir’s juice out onto the face, body, etc. blanketing him in the elixir of life.
marcus: hey, taylor, what happen to your head?
taylor: i hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a “pearl blanket”. that sleeping b-st-rd looked like a mummy.
marcus: that’s rough, what did he do?
taylor: that -sshole gave me a “houdini” the other night
marcus: lol where is he now?
taylor: in the shower washing the “daycare” off of him.
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