Pearl Diving
performing oral s-x on a female and licking her cl-toris (aka licking the pearl tongue).
that lickity split lesbian won an olympic gold medal for pearl diving – she barely ever comes up for air!
old school term that still applies to today. it is the act of -j-c-l-t-ng while the p-n-s is completely under water. this can be in the tub or especially in a swimming pool or larger body of water. basically one c-ms under the water and the s-m-n beads off and suspends itself under the water, slowly floating to the surface. for those familiar with the practice and have developed the fetish, they usually go after the suspended s-m-n and try to eat the -j-c-l-t-. this does take some skill, patience, and appeal so that is why the action has been called pearl diving
i asked him if he has ever been pearl diving before and he said no. so with that i let my m-ssive load escape under the calm waters of our spa. i then motioned him to get in and told him “happy hunting”.
to give the female oral s-x also know as eating out this is the true and stright definition to pearl diving
mike”dam boy!,i went pearl diving last night”
rick”how was that sh-t”
mike”tasty imma head to her place again tonight”
an ossining, ny fire department slang term for dish washing, and female masturbation.
after pearl diving at the restaurant, pearl dived in my bed
when a guy beats off in a pool and the c-m forms little small pearl-like b-lls – because the c-m does not mix with the water. and the c-m-b-lls fall to the floor of the pool and someone can actually pick thtem up, until the c-m hits air, then it melts back to the original slimmy form.
sue went pearl diving, after mike’s sperm, just to prove mike and brandon wrong.
to go in the ocean in search of valuble pearls which can be sold after words for a profit or a cover for what u really ment what pearl diving was
1.guy”dude i made a bunch of money after i went pearl diving.”
girl”how much thay sell for?”
about 200 each.
2.girl”whats pearl diving?”
boy”u dont need to know.”
girl’tell me!!!!!”
boy” um when u go in the ocean and look for pearls then u sell them duh”
girl”no its not!!”
boy”ya it is we should go pearl diving together, ask any one”
after -j-c-l-t-ng at the bottom of a pool, you go up for air then return to explore for your floating treasure and scoop it up to enjoy later.
pearl diving is also used to conceal your dirty deed.
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