Pearl Harbor
when three or more united states marines g-ngb-ng a j-panese chick.
general: private vanhorn, why the f-ck are you late to formation?
private: sorry sir! major propnuts, captain silverbars and i were giving hiroki a pearl harbor until 4am!
general: carry on, private.
when and asian man is receiving a bl-w j-b from an american girl who is seated on the edge of a pool. upon c-mming, the man punches the girl in the face, who falls in the water. the asian then yells ” i sank your battleship ” and gets the f-ck out of there.
girl: hey becky, what happened to your face?
becky: ming ming gave me a pearl harbor
girl: that’s a surprise
becky: screw off!
when you jump someone from behind to start a fight, which is an allusion to the surprise attack on pearl harbor. this term was made famous by legendary wwe commentator, gorilla monsoon.
holy smokes! king kong bundy just did a pearl harbor job on hulk hogan!
1; where america lost her “virginity”
2; also could mean, death while you sleep.
3; the lose of 2,403 american warriors lives, while honoring their “country & flag”
4; where 2 honorable men where made “scapegoats” for others blame.
5; alawys learn from others mistakes.
garden of edan & hororable memories
to drop a used j-panese-brand condom (e.g. kimono) on an unsuspecting s-x partner’s head after intercourse. bonus points if: 1) it happens in hawaii, 2) the condom-dropper is j-panese and the victim is white or in the us navy.
after kelly and i had s-x, i waited until she was asleep and gave her the pearl harbor.
when a girl is getting banged from behind and one of the dudes buddies runs in the room and busts in her face outta no where.
sl-t 1: last night at that party i met this super hot guy caleb, but when he was nailing me his buddy dan ran in and blew his load right in my face!
sl-t 2: i remember my first pearl harbor.
the act of completely plastering the bowl of a toilet after eating too much oriental food.
bill: man, chu really pearl harbored my toilet. took forever to get the stank out of the bathroom.
james: yea, those j-ps really p-ss me off.
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