pearl harbour
to wake up an unsuspecting person by inserting one’s p-n-s in to the victims -n-s or mouth. (multiple points of entry through the use marital aids or phallic vegetables are acceptable and encouraged… (obvious for female aggressors))
jane had been star fishing for months, so i pulled a pearl harbour this morning to get her involved.
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masturbating them -j-c-l-t-ng and the c-m pooling in your belly b-tton
after furiously masturbating then -j-c-l-t-ng the c-m pooled in his belly b-tton making a pearl harbour
when you jerk off and come in your belly b-tton.
jim made a perfect pearl harbour with his come.
while engaging in doggy style s-x, the man pulls out and spits on the girls back, making her think that he has -j-c-l-t-d. when she turns around he proceeds to -j-c-l-t- on her face in sneak attack fashion.
“my girlfriend took out a restraining order after i pulled a pearl harbour on her.”
when it is a little cold outside. hence: a nip in the air.
you might need your jacket. the weather’s a bit pearl harbour this morning.
the time of suffering sharayah and i went through..
in the bathroom with a r-t-rded girl….. she’s having bathroom problems… so much p–py…
to perform a ruthless and brutal attack on another without that person’s awareness.
doctor, this man’s nose is still bleeding from the pearl harbour he received from his co-workers. poor b-st-rd.
hunk on the hill….
‘check out that m-ssive lezzer over there, she loves a bit of the old pearl harbour’
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