pearl necklace
the glorious culmination of t-t-f-cking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl’s t-ts, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
dashing gent: hey, i bet you’d look good in a “pearl necklace.”
big-t-tted dreamboat: why, yes, i supposed you’re right. why don’t you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo t-ts and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?
when a man shoots his load around a womans neck area (thus resembling a necklace) after w-nking off over her, between her t-ts or getting sucked off. then she pretends to enjoy it but only cos it’s better than getting the load in the mouth.
he gave me a pearl necklace, it was a narrow escape!
the p-ssionate result of a man w-nking onto his lover’s upper chest, neck and shoulders. also the most wonderfully affectionate (and affordable) gift for a husband to bestow upon his wife on their wedding night.
benny and betty weren’t rich by any means, but benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. betty was generally appreciative, although not when benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead.
the act of blowing your load directly at a woman’s neck, aiming it perfectly center so the white juice flows down both sides of her neck, creating what looks like a ‘pearl necklace’
yo, i gave my girl a pearl necklace for valentine’s day.
when a guy c-ms on the girls neck making it look like a pearl necklace
last night i gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace
when a guy c-ms all over a girls t-ts, the glistening droplets simulate the appearance of a pearl necklace around her neck. i.e. “i pulled out at the last minute and gave her a pearl necklace.”
i.e. “i pulled out at the last minute and gave her a pearl necklace.”
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng s-m-n onto your partner’s neck, they then appear to be wearing something that resembles a pearl necklace.
“dude, i was like totally scr-w-ng this chick and she asked me to give her a pearl necklace”
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