pearl scarf
when one uses a scarf as a j-zz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. the rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.
roommate a: “hey, i need to go out. have you seen my scarf?”
roommate b: “it was in my room so i hung it up in the closet.”
roommate a: “cool.” (starts putting on scarf) “so where you been the last twenty minutes?”
roommate b: -snorts/chuckles-
roommate a: -tucks chin into scarf and sniffs- “wait . . . did i just put on a pearl scarf?”
roommate b: yup!!!
roommate a: no!!!!
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