pearlito
good, great or awesome, depending on inflection. ideal conditions.
“did you go snowboarding today? i heard there was powder.”
“ya it was f__ing pearlito, bro!”
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the act of spreading -j-c-l-t- on someone’s upper lip. that girl was trash, she just wanted some d-ck, so i gave her a pearl mustache
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the moment you realize a man’s p-n-s is either way too big or way too small for you to have s-x with him. i did really like him, but then he took down his pants. i went home crying from severe p-ck-r shock.
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bolstering a man’s ego by worshipping his c-ck. if it wasn’t for her p-ck-r validation, i would have less than zero self esteem.
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