peasantini
the act of putting a dorito on a liquor gl-ss filled with mountain dew. it is called peasantini because the company that makes the products is paid by microsoft to heavily advertise the xbox one (which is an inferior, sh-tty machine that ruins gaming and is made for peasants) on their doritos bags and their mountain dew bottles. so therefore it is called peasantini, a delight for misinformed people getting the worst possible gaming experience.
(peasant 1): hey man want to come over and play some cod on xbox later. (peasant 2): yeah man i’m gunna bring some peasantini, it only adds to the “cinematic experience”
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