Peasant’s Quest
you are rather dashing, a peasant who returns from vacation to find his thatch roofed cottage…burninated! you swear revenge on an epic journey to vanquish the burninator once and for all! from the company that made that game trogdor, and that game rabbit algebra, comes a graphical text adventure of rather large preportions.
>throw baby
> get berries
the best thing since sliced bread homestarrunner trogdor hsr haldo
the best text adventure game ever. it features amazing graphics and a kick -ss sound track.
“i just beat peasants quest yesterday!”
“thats f-cking 5hweet with a capital 5.”
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