Pecan Sandies
other than a cookie, it’s a, a s-xual meaning…
“we gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with ’em” -frank reynolds
i went to the store, but they were out of pecan sandies, so looks like you and i are going to make our own…if you know what i mean…
5 more definitions
a type of cookie that is favoured by roger from tv series american dad!
roger: pretty sure i asked for a pecan sandy…
a very rough hj, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. a likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed p-n-s. perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular hjs, i.e. ralph cifaretto from the sopranos.
“wow, i was so drunk last night that i went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. my d-ck is so raw, i can’t even put on a pair of pants.”
a male and/or female who has sand leaking from their v-g-n-. meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.
“adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a pecan sandy.”
“someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his v-g-n-.”
after j-zzing on the woman’s chest, you pour pecans on top of the j-zz, thus creating a naughty treat for yourself or a third person.
pecan sandies cookie
the most delicious and mostly beautiful coookie like frickin ever and its so good i eat so many wheni am baked its delicoius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat them alot
‘mmm give me that pecan sandy man!’
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