Pecker Pillow


a wad of toilet paper you place on the edge of the toilet seat in a public restroom that you rest your p-ck-r on so it doesn’t rub all over the missed urine, feces, and other “elements” that cover the toilet seat.
that toilet seat was gross, i though i’d catch something if i let my d-ck touch it.

should have used a p-ck-r pillow.
your p-ck-r pillows are your b-lls, since your p-ck-r spends a good amount of time resting on them.
i was sitting in a chair and i looked down and saw my root resting on my p-ck-r pillows.

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