Pectractus
pectratcus (peck-track-tus)
a commonly found word that refers to a male having spectacular pectoral muscles,
to be able to have pectoral muscles to be considered as pectractus one must have great chest separation,
definition and tone to the muscle and ultimately perfect shape.
sauce: oi brown have you recently seen nath?
brown: no why?
sauce: f-ck me man the kid has mad pectractus now days!
brown: yeah i always knew that was going to happen, kids a rig.
or
hot b-tch: oi you ys sl-t i want some of that man,
sl-t: how hot! he definatley suffers from pectractus
hot b-tch: ahahah like omg like he’s totally gonna get me saddling up on him tonight.
sl-t: yeah but make sure afterwards you be a b-tch to him like all us ys are.
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