Pedafarming
the combination of pedaphile and farming. this is done when a person allows a minor to “grow” or come of legal age before engaging in consentual s-x. this is preferable to the act of s-x with a minor, just as a farmer prefers to pick ripe vgetables. plus there will be no jail time.
this method is commonly used among high school teachers, most notably gym teachers. other parties may include a buddie’s younger sister, or even the friends of your own younger sister.
volleyball coach- “i had the team over this weekend for some “hang out time”
40 yr. old friend- “dude thats not cool, you’re lookin at some major jail time.”
volleyball coach- “do i look stupid? i’m just pedafarming until they graduate.”
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