pedescrimination


when a driver refuses to stop his car and wait for a pedestrian who is too old or too fat to cross the road because it will take too much time. this driver will however slam on the brakes and wait patiently for a female whose booty is fly so he can enjoy the view as she crosses.
p-ssenger in car: dude! that guy with the oxygen tank was on his way!

driver: yeah well so is christmas..that doesn’t mean i’m gonna stop and wait for it.

p-ssenger in car: that’s totally pedescrimination man!

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