Pedestrian Shuffle


the dance one performs when crossing a busy street but isn’t sure how fast the oncoming traffic is going and doesn’t know if it’s okay to cross.
usually performed while either in a hurry, on the phone, listening to an ipod, or texting.
while texting on her blackberry, janice did the pedestrian shuffle when she suddenly realized she was walking into a busy street.

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