pedging
a form of scatological edging where the person delays full bowel release when defecating. more advanced “pedgers” can retract the strand of fecal matter back into their -n-s after the t-rd has touched the water. this is referred to as a “soggy prairie dog”.
i think my roommate is either edging or pedging, he’s been in the bathroom for an hour.
pedging has rekt my r-ct-m.
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