Pedo Bearadise
places like: omegle, facebook, mysp-ce, 4chan, the entire internet………
you: hi
stranger: a/s/l?
you: im boy, 12, and what is this?
stranger: wanna come over? i have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your’e hungry?
you: hi, im chris hansen from dateline nbc. we’ve been working closely with the fbi and have been monitoring your child p-rnography downloads and your trips to thailand. there is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9’s just waiting to tear your tiny little b-lls to shreds so don’t bother running……….
stranger: uh, i’m sorry?
you: red team, gogogogogogogo!
you(cris hansen): g-d-d-mnit…. omegle’s a f-cking pedo bearadise……………good work tho, guise!
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