Pedo Menu
the b-mper stickers on the back windows of suvs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.
some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.
you’re driving down the road and see a pedo menu on the back of the minivan that says dad, mom, jorge, angel, paulo, esperanza, scruffy, raider & uncle smiley. you see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (letting you know that she p-ssed away.)
so now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. and why? so the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.
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