pedofuture
speculative prediction market contract that allows people to place bets on which celebrity or politician is going to turn out to be accused or convicted of being a pedo in the news within the next business quarter. a pedofuture is a specialized variant of molestofuture, which itself includes any allegation of s-xual abuse
i’m putting 100 bucks in stephen colbert pedofutures after that stunt with henry kissinger at the end of his last show
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