Pedograph
creepy paragraphs young girls get from creepers online trying to hook up with them.
creeper:hi.
young girl: h-llo.
creeper: you’re gorgeous! i bet you’s got a s-xxxy body. you should come to my house and have some fun babygirl. your parents won’t know about it, right?
young girl: nice pedograph.
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