pedometer
a scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person’s s-xual attraction to children.
“applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of scoutmaster.”
device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.
to kyle’s delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.
pedo-meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you p-ss.
my pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.
a pedo-meter is a non-specific measurement describing the distance between an area where there is a general presence of minors (such as a school or a park) and the nearest pedophile, and the likely hood they will offend. a distance of 1 pedo-meter suggests there is a 50% chance of pedophile activity in the area; the distance shares an exponentially inverse relationship with pedophile activity.
person 1. “this park is about 6 pedo-meters away, so the kids are quite safe”
person 2. “sh-t that’s not bad, when i was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time”
1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n – an instrument that is required by the national police defense foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. upon being the 39.37 u.s. inches away from a prep-b-scent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
after charges of pedophilia, john was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you
oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here
many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.
you’d better call the traffic police, little jimmy osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.
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