pedoption
noun. a portmanteau of “pedophile adoption”, when a pedophile adopts a boy or girl with the sole intention of molestation.(see little orphan annie, webster, diff’rent strokes for examples)
john: “do you like the show diff’rent strokes?”
joe:”nah man! that whole pedoption thing creaps me out!”
john: “what?!”
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