Pedoshark
someone who seeks to enjoy the fishbait you catch on the ocean waves of the interwebz, being lead on by the so-called jail bait that you -ssume are of legal age of consent. then you get lied to and find out you’re the gullible moron who fell prey to people who act like undercover cops and/or trolls posing as underaged teens or preteens, you get hooked line and sinked into the trap.
if you’re too stupid to figure that out then you’re taking a huge risk to pursue jailbait booty from a fake person with a fake picture and profile of someone who looks like they’re 18, but happens to be law enforcement undercover or a troll. then you may be the next pedoshark to end up on the shark fin soup menu.
underaged girl: hey thurr handsome!
old fart: do you like popsicles? i fetch you one, you look purrdy, are you 18 yrs old yet?
underaged girl decoy: i swear i’m 18, but don’t call me jailbait, because i’m really a 16 yr old decoy and an undercover cop exposing pedosharks like you!
random troll: hahahahaha you loser, get your pervert -ss in jail!
old fart: f-ck, i got hooked line and sinked! sh-t…my fins!
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