pedostache

a thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. commonly found on individuals with tony danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. hey, where’d little timmy go…
the moustache often seen on pedophiles. appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator gl-sses and the pedosmile.

pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
“francis, that pedostache isn’t gonna help much…well, the fact that she’s in middle school doesn’t help much either.”
a mustache that a pedofile would have. it is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-p-b-rty teen to have facial hair. imagine napoleon dynamite’s brother’s stache but worse.
johnny: “hey, do you like the new mustache i’m growing?!”
nathan: “eww, no!! shave that pedo stache off!!”
robert: “yea, john, shave that sh-t off; i have more hair on my -ss than you do above your lip!!”